Haha, saw this one at Rosalynn's profile, so I copy+pasted it. xD

I TAG WHO-EVER FEELS LIKE BEING TAGGED. XD

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Your Lisa, right away!

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Make Lisa Yours (XD Sooo wrong!)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The Lisa that smiles back

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Make it a Lisa night! (OMG WRONG!)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The science of Lisa

6. To someone you dislike?
Hope it's Lisa, it's Lisa. We hope it's Lisa. (Okay, WTF? XD)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
I think, therefore Lisa.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
That'll be the Lisa.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Nothin' says lovin' like Lisa from the oven! (WTF^2)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Keep that Lisa Complexion! XD

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
We all adore Lisa (LOL!)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Lisa really satisfies ( nooo way XD Way too wrong!)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The Sweet You Can't Eat without Lisa

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
There ain't no party like a Lisa party!

15. Your last words before you die...
See the Lisa, feel the shine!

16. Your message to a special someone..
You can't top a Lisa.

17. Title of this post will be..
Is it live, or is it Lisa?